Since he burst onto the political scene last week with his astonishing and poorly-filmed opinion on Iraq, Richard Madeley has been causing a furore all over my moron radar. In the style of a lazy tabloid journalist, I've been following his tweets. See if you can tell where this is going...
"A little casual abuse coming in on Daily Politics appearance;pretty childish
stuff."
"Just 4 t record,I'm totally a-political.Not partic struck on Cons this time,but
Lab exhausted.Any party wd be after 3 terms.'97 again."
"Revealing tweets to my earlier ones about coming election.Most of you utterly
disillusioned by whole process;no enthusiasm for any party."
"Being muchly asked if I wd stand as indy MP.Nope!Pointless.No influence in
HC,Speaker never calls you,no-one cares after election.Invisible."
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? His ego's a bit dented by perfectly rational people like me having a go at him for his stupid Iraq thing (CHILDISH MY ARSE), then his idiot fans suggest he'd make a good independent MP...? He might say it's "pointless", but he's clearly put some thought into it.
And when people start replying to that last tweet with "Aw but Richard you'd make a brilliant MP and you wouldn't be invisible to me LOL", who knows what might happen...
Further reading: how to become an independent MP.
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