On the very day that Gordon Brown finally announced the actual date that we're expected to place our votes (spoiler alert: May 6th), Alex Reid has told the world that he wants to run for PM. Oh excellent.
In an interview with Heat (yes, Heat - not Newsnight, unfair as it might seem), "The Reidinator" claimed to have some kind of knowledge about the national curriculum and how it should be altered to fit in with his worldview.
Excuse me if I retch while quoting.
"I'd consider going into politics. Prime Minister! I'd like that. I'd do it in
2013, 13 is my lucky number.
"I would change the school curriculum so kids
would learn more personal development things so they don't get depressed. I'd
also teach martial arts in schools because it's a brilliant way to bring kids
together.
"Also, I think people shouldn't work. People should do what they
love and then it's not work."
Fascinating and, I'm sure you'll agree, comprehensive. I await a gazillion imbeciles going "well I'd vote for him! He's well sexier than that Gordon Brahn, innit? LOLZ."
You can vote for Alex Reid by simply vomiting onto your ballot paper and then screwing it up into a tiny ball. Everyone will know what you mean.
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