Tinned-ham-faced berk Piers Morgan has "hit out" at David Cameron for refusing to be interviewed by him, calling Cammo a "coward". Strong words, Morgan. Strong words.
Piers told Star magazine that Dave "could have had me but he went with Trevor McDonald," sounding a little like a rejected ex. Too right, Piers - you're worth a hundred Trevor McDonalds. Don't you listen to that nasty Tory bastard, it's his loss. One day you'll meet another political leader who really appreciates you, and then you'll be all "Dave who?".
"It's like [Cameron] being asked to do Jeremy Paxman but ending up with Fern Britton," he wailed. It's really not, Piers. It's like him choosing to be interviewed by a Tory supporter rather than a Labour one. It's the first logical thing he's done in years.
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