Astronomer Patrick Moore is a UKIP supporter and made this campaign video on their behalf, just before the European elections last year. In it, he claims that UKIP is the only party that can offer new regulations and new laws to "put Britain back on track".
I used to like Patrick Moore. I'm saying nothing.
Patrick Moore is not an astrologer - he is an astronomer.
ReplyDeleteHahaa! Whoops. Sorry - genuine typo / brain error.
ReplyDeleteWell, as I said before - nice people don't wear monocles.
ReplyDeleteYou've just insulted all the monocle-wearing readers of this blog. THANKS.
ReplyDelete*Removes monocle*
You wear glasses. Not two monocles. There's a difference. Although thinking about it, why aren't they called duocles?
ReplyDeleteLuckily, no-one can actually understand a word of what he's saying, so no damage done.
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, I think he may well have the highest trousers I've ever seen. I actually thought it was a waistcoat.
And does any else think when the camera zooms in that it looks like he's masturbating? Or is it just me? Again.
Patrick is a problematic chuff for sure..I always used to want him as my Grandad, seeing as he is uber-clever and LOVES cats..
ReplyDeleteBut he's notorious for absolutely despising women.
I still retain the part of me that wants to give him a cuddle..BUT alas, it's starting to spoil now. I hate it when the truth hurts:(