I like Ross Kemp. It's nice that there's someone on the celeb circuit who's such a laughing stock that the mere sound of their name, in any context, makes you chuckle a bit.
Now Kemp has written an article for the Mirror about why he's voting Labour and why you should vote Labour too. Ho ho ho. The article, in its glorious entirety, is here.
Highlights include:
"This isn't a beauty contest."
"People have short memories."
"It wasn't a happy time."
"Same leopard."
I can't help but imagine Kempo shouting these little catchphrases over the sound of gunfire with sand on his face.
Unfortunately for this blog, his article is actually fairly well considered and makes a bit of sense. Well, enough sense to make it worth arguing against if you don't take Ross Kemp entirely seriously. It must have been commissioned by the Tories.
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